He: Why do you like me?
She: Are you going through some existential crisis again?!?!
He: Shut up! You keep asking me that every now and then, and I have to come up with a ‘new answer.’ Well, it is time you were at the receiving end of the question! And unlike you, I am not soliciting some praises.
She: I don’t understand what you mean?!
He: Oh, stop it! You very well know what I ‘mean.’ Here. You are beautiful and smart. I am someone who is too busy being busy. So, again, why?!
She: Because I am a Value Investor.
He: Huh! Care to explain, will you?
She: Look, you are witty. That’s a sign of intelligence. You have a good perspective on life, work, morality, familial ties, and friends. You listen well. Although you are currently not fulfilling your potential, you can be a great life partner. So, all in all, you are like an undervalued stock. Strong fundamentals. And I am investing in you!
He: Wow. You are good. Spoke in the language I understand best.
She: Haha! Thanks! So, why do YOU like ME?!?!